• Start the week off right. Ah here's the council tax demand! Complete with pamphlets covered in graphs and charts nobody reads or understands #
  • Sitting out in the sun. I've just caught a whiff of #bacon cooking. Is that distant thunder I hear or my stomach rumbling? #
  • Why do clothing manufacturers spend so much on using soft fabrics then stick a cheap scratchy hard nylony label in? It really hurts my neck. #
  • I have a sensitive neck. #
  • If Ireland beat SA (116-5) then #England should be safely through to the next round. #cwc2011 #
  • And, pigs will fly in formation and do aerobatics! 🙁 #
  • Snow?
    Oh it's okay. It's only up t'north. #
  • Can @bbcnews copyright a sentence? This is from a news item in their #bbcnews app.
    http://yfrog.com/gyntwktj #
  • #olympics tickets cost £20-£2012. The £2012 seats are in the stadium but the £20 seats are in Greenland and you get a pair of opera glasses. #
  • My first of three man bags just arrived. It's big enough to live in. It's like the one Jack Bauer uses in 24.http://amzn.to/eNLC0M #
  • I reckon Swanny will get a 4 wicket hat-trick any minute now. #cwc2011 #
  • #England do it again. Superb win. Fans suffering mass heart attacks again. Well done everybody. #cwc2011 #ECB_cricket #
  • There seems to be a strange magnetic force in action between clean clothes and food.Why? I'll ask #BrianCox because #BrianCoxKnowsEverything #
  • I bet the dog wouldn't like it if I wiped my nose on her. #
  • This guy reading the #Libyan statement from Tripoli looks like he's just been handed the statement. I think the interpreter was in charge. #
  • These 18 hour days wear me down. I used to be 3.6 metres now I'm only 0.5 metres.
    Saturday tomorrow / now so maybe I get to lie in. Ha!!!! #
  • We're getting 'ommered here. 14-0. #SixNations #
  • We're on the board. 14-3 #
  • I am cooking a mushroom and chicken pie. #
  • Hurry up and cook pie!
    Isn't there a saying about a watched pie never cooks? #
  • The pie was nice. The dog had her knife and fork out at the ready so I just had to give her some. She looked cute with her napkin on. #
  • With all that anti-aircraft artillery being fired into the air in #Libya it's no surprise there are casualties. What goes up must come down. #