• The sun's out but I think it's a trick. #
  • Just hate it when people talk about apps for the iPhone and iPad and NEVER EVER MENTION THE IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!
    Are we INVISIBLE!!!!!!!! #
  • #Blackpool 1 #Chelsea 3
    Copying Liverpool then? #
  • CEO of Barclays gets a 6.75 million pound bonus.
    Nearly as much as me. #
  • If Modec of Coventry were a bank they'd have been given billions to stay in business. #
  • Flippin cold again. Down to -6 (21f) last night. Even now with the sun out and blue skies it's only -1 (30f). Sun/blue sky means cold night #
  • Haha @big_ben_clock is striking pancakes. Nice. #
  • I bet nobody goes to tap dancing school these days. #
  • Everytime a pigeon flies over those Libyans they let off a load of triple A. Calm down people. Or, is it because the cameras are there? #
  • Watching Barca players grabbing #Arsenal players by the throat two times I'm puzzled why #UEFA take no action. Is throat grabbing permitted? #
  • Van Persie takes a shot at goal and is red carded. 2 throat grabbing incidents (in all papers) are not subject to red cards. Shame on #UEFA #
  • Yes I'm annoyed by #UEFA not dealing with the 2 throat grabbing incidents committed on #Arsenal Is it a conspiracy to keep British teams out #
  • To hide cigarette packets in a tobacconists under the counter then you'll need a big counter. New anti-smoking regs for April 1st 2012 #fail #
  • Pity we can't monetise incoming unauthorised SSH connections. I'd be a billionaire. But, China would be bankrupt. #howtomakemoney #
  • Have every spanner known to man. But not the one I needed for the job! Must be an Alien nut. Ended up using my old grannys lawnmower spanner #
  • #Braga 1 #Liverpool 0 at half time. Liverpool need to come out fighting in the second half. It's very slow at the moment. #
  • Oh my the Tsunami that's rolling in is higher than some Hawaii islands. #
  • Apparently when we get IPv6 there's enough IP's to give one to every grain of rice. But, how do you connect a grain of rice to the Internet? #
  • Great game between #ManchesterUnited 2 #Arsenal 0
    I'm out of breath and my legs ache. #
  • Just noticed I have my ad-hoc socks on. One is light grey and one is dark grey. #