• I've peaked too early. It's not even 1pm yet! #
  • Weird how dogs sleep with their eyes open. #
  • I fancy some soup. Asparagus and truffle in red wine or tomato soup?
    Better be the tomato soup I think. Especially as there's a crate of it. #
  • When all bird feeders are full the birds get on with each other and feed. When just one feeder is left they start fighting. A lesson for us? #
  • Google, stop asking me to try out your new version of #Chrome when I'm in the last few minutes of the #Chelsea 2 #ManUtd 1 match. #
  • Well #Ireland beat us! Well played. Superb innings from O'Brien. #cwc2011 I'm gutted like a fish. #
  • If the iPad2 were free I might get one. #
  • Apparently the new iPad2 has legs so you don't have to carry it. And, yes, I am under the affluence of incohol. #
  • Sent another ticket to @bluemilecloud about poor invoicing. They only bill my paypal for half then send default emails for the full amount. #
  • Oh well it'll be bye bye Bluemilecloud tomorrow. Wasted too much time with this. #
  • Turned the tap on and there was a spoon in the sink. Splashed all over me. Looks like I've had a trouser accident. Good job it's late. #
  • If we had three legs we wouldn't fall over as much. With an extra pair of eyes in the back of our head we'd see people sneaking up on us. #
  • Thought I was reading a book about the desert. Turned out to be a sheet of sandpaper. #
  • News Corp takes over the world. Tomorrow the universe. Followed by my blog. #
  • My power provider E.ON have been bought out by US based Pennsylvania Power and Light. It'll be a long way to come to read the meter. #
  • Playing tug of war with a crisp packet with the dog. Don't know who's dafter. She makes believe she's not interested then nips in quickly. #
  • Just cancelled a @bluemilecloud server for poor invoicing, so looking for a replacement. It used to be a @Fivebean server before a takeover. #
  • Only 35% turnout in Welsh referendum. Only two thirds of the vote was 'Yes'. So 24% carried the yes vote through.
    Time for mandatory voting #
  • 65% of the population are competent at maths. The other 52% are crap. #
  • NASA's Glory satellite that took off from California failed to make orbit and has just landed in my bushes. I'll use it as a bird feeder. #
  • I've got hiccups. Thought everyone should know. #
  • Haha we were too quick @frantechca #
  • Temp down to -3 (27f) tonight. #
  • Got a sore throat now. I think a pork scratching went down sideways. #
  • The Carnival has started. I should be in Rio. Even if it is raining. #
  • Stunning win by #England over #SouthAfrica by 6 runs. Well done. #cwc2011 #
  • Brilliant win 3-1 by #Liverpool over #ManUtd Great hat-trick from Kuyt. #
  • Wolves strike first. It's #wolves 1 #spurs 0 #
  • Defoe pulls a goal back. It's #wolves 1 #spurs 1 #
  • Defoe gets a second. #wolves 1 #spurs 2 #
  • Wolves awarded a penalty. It's #wolves 2 #spurs 2 #
  • #wolves 2 #spurs 3 #
  • Wolves equalise with 3 mins left. #wolves 3 #spurs 3 #
  • Game over #wolves 3 #spurs 3
    Good game. #
  • Seems @bluemilecloud stopped selling their hybrid servers and openvz servers. Maybe @fivebean will bring them back. Need to look elsewhere. #
  • Looking for a server with 6 cores, 12gb mem, 500gb x4 raid 10, 10tb b/w, 1gb connection, whm/cPanel, WHMCS, class A IP block for about $5 pm #