• Somebody let me know when @bbcnews are back to normal and start reporting the rest of the news and not just Egypt Egypt Egypt! #
  • Watching #CCTV news where I learn that Malawians are angry over Bill to ban farting in public. Didn't see that on @bbcnews just 'Egypt'. 🙂 #
  • That's weird. They have a labour shortage in China. #
  • They've had this drought for 6 months in China so they pumped silver iodide into the air and…it snowed!
    Is that why it's raining here? #
  • The dog is gnawing on a bone. It's setting my teeth on edge. Why can't she suck it quietly like a lollipop? #
  • Waiting for the sun to get over the yard arm. Come on sun you can do it. Allez oop. Oh well near enough.
    I can claim medicinal purposes. #
  • The dog sniffs my feet then rolls over onto her back with a paw pointing at her open mouth.
    Talk about overacting. She should get a BAFTA. #