Archive for January, 2011
Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
No wonder Shackleton and co ne…
No wonder Shackleton and co never made it with all tha booze they had. 5 cases of whiskey brandy and port have been recovered from base camp
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
I’m being followed by eggs?
I’m being followed by eggs?
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
The government, trying to redu…
The government, trying to reduce binge drinking, have set the minimum prices for alcohol at a lower price than the current costs. Weird.
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
Does anybody know how to stop …
Does anybody know how to stop the annoying @twitter retweet popup ‘help’ message that keeps well…popping up all the time.
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
Barclays fined 7.7 million pou…
Barclays fined 7.7 million pounds for failing to give investment advice. Bang goes the chairmans 6 million pound bonus then? #bankers
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
Gladys Peabody wasn’t her real…
Gladys Peabody wasn’t her real name. I changed it to protect her ugly sprog. It was really Sydney Bighampton. Strange woman. Had a beard.
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
Gladys Peabody down the road h…
Gladys Peabody down the road had a baby but it was never in the papers. Mind you it was plug ugly!
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
What’s with celebs ‘introducin…
What’s with celebs ‘introducing’ their babies in the papers. Seen one you’ve seen em all. Unless they have 6 heads and play the trombone.
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
I wish aliens would land and b…
I wish aliens would land and break all the computers. Oh they already have.
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Monday, January 17th, 2011
Twitter Updates for 2011-01-17
Just shows how fragile some of those celebs at the #GoldenGlobes are. They need to get a life. They're nothing special. #Gervais said it all # Wonder how the Apple shares will do? # Pity you can't buy unicycles with two wheels. # David Goodwillie of Scotland and Dundee charged with rape. He's got the […]