Archive for January, 2011
Wednesday, January 12th, 2011
Are people with heavily tinted…
Are people with heavily tinted car windows really that hideously ugly?
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Wednesday, January 12th, 2011
Competition closing date is Mo…
Competition closing date is Monday 10th January 2011.
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Wednesday, January 12th, 2011
Terms and conditions apply. On…
Terms and conditions apply. Only occupants of Mars may apply. Answers must be written on a postcard in Pategonian and rainbow coloured ink.
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Wednesday, January 12th, 2011
My competition for an iPod. G…
My competition for an iPod. Give the full names of everybody on the planet Earth and for a tiebreaker, what they had for breakfast today.
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Wednesday, January 12th, 2011
Peggy Sue just made my speaker…
Peggy Sue just made my speakers dance.
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Wednesday, January 12th, 2011
The smackheads in Seattle will…
The smackheads in Seattle will see Phoenix Jones as a computer game and will probably start taking pot shots at him to reach the next level.
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Wednesday, January 12th, 2011
If we’re the only team fieldin…
If we’re the only team fielding a football team at the #olympics we stand a chance of winning gold. But I bet we still get beaten.
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Tuesday, January 11th, 2011
Twitter Updates for 2011-01-12
If everybody in the world gave everybody a penny we'd all be billionaires. There may be a flaw in my plan. Where would you keep them all? # No surprise that UK power bills are to rise. Many power companies are foreign owned and we are just subsidising those countries. # Power companies should be […]
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Tuesday, January 11th, 2011
I should be in High Finance. I…
I should be in High Finance. I could solve world debt overnight.
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Tuesday, January 11th, 2011
Power companies should be Nati…
Power companies should be Nationalised then the billions they make in profit would go to the UK instead of abroad.