• Says in the paper that sleeping with a dog on your bed makes you ill. What tosh! I've slept with many a dog and had no ill effects. #
  • No tweets from @BumbleCricket for ages. Where'd he go? Can we not pay the ransom? #
  • I love coconut but I couldn't eat a whole one. #
  • Yay Andy Gray has been sacked. Resuuuuuult. #