Archive for January 18th, 2011
Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
Twitter Updates for 2011-01-19
I wish aliens would land and break all the computers. Oh they already have. # What's with celebs 'introducing' their babies in the papers. Seen one you've seen em all. Unless they have 6 heads and play the trombone. # Gladys Peabody down the road had a baby but it was never in the papers. […]
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
This is better. “Who killed Ca…
This is better. “Who killed Caravaggio?” Well it wasn’t me. I’m just a hologram.
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
This bloke on Horizon says I’m…
This bloke on Horizon says I’m just a hologram. Cheek!
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
If @waitroseuk says it has a 1…
If @waitroseuk says it has a 1000 items the same price as Tesco theres not much point in going to Waitrose. Try making the prices lower.
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
I wonder if colour TV is any g…
I wonder if colour TV is any good or should I stay with the 12″ black and white set?
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
No wonder Shackleton and co ne…
No wonder Shackleton and co never made it with all tha booze they had. 5 cases of whiskey brandy and port have been recovered from base camp
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
I’m being followed by eggs?
I’m being followed by eggs?
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
The government, trying to redu…
The government, trying to reduce binge drinking, have set the minimum prices for alcohol at a lower price than the current costs. Weird.
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
Does anybody know how to stop …
Does anybody know how to stop the annoying @twitter retweet popup ‘help’ message that keeps well…popping up all the time.
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Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
Barclays fined 7.7 million pou…
Barclays fined 7.7 million pounds for failing to give investment advice. Bang goes the chairmans 6 million pound bonus then? #bankers