• Just shows how fragile some of those celebs at the #GoldenGlobes are. They need to get a life. They're nothing special. #Gervais said it all #
  • Wonder how the Apple shares will do? #
  • Pity you can't buy unicycles with two wheels. #
  • David Goodwillie of Scotland and Dundee charged with rape. He's got the right name. Or should it be Badwillie? #
  • Imagine the disappointment when I opened my tin of cheesey cheeselets. All broken up. I must get a life! http://twitpic.com/3qy7gk #
  • There is a hole in my sock. I never ordered a hole.
    Wait… Why is the dog sniggering behind her paw? #