• If everybody in the world gave everybody a penny we'd all be billionaires.
    There may be a flaw in my plan. Where would you keep them all? #
  • No surprise that UK power bills are to rise. Many power companies are foreign owned and we are just subsidising those countries. #
  • Power companies should be Nationalised then the billions they make in profit would go to the UK instead of abroad. #
  • I should be in High Finance. I could solve world debt overnight. #
  • If we're the only team fielding a football team at the #olympics we stand a chance of winning gold. But I bet we still get beaten. #
  • The smackheads in Seattle will see Phoenix Jones as a computer game and will probably start taking pot shots at him to reach the next level. #
  • Peggy Sue just made my speakers dance. #
  • My competition for an iPod.
    Give the full names of everybody on the planet Earth and for a tiebreaker, what they had for breakfast today. #
  • Terms and conditions apply. Only occupants of Mars may apply. Answers must be written on a postcard in Pategonian and rainbow coloured ink. #
  • Competition closing date is Monday 10th January 2011. #
  • Are people with heavily tinted car windows really that hideously ugly? #
  • Is it possible for a cake to spontaneously disappear from the fridge?
    I need a good excuse. "It was aliens" won't do. #
  • Looking at this company that sends you a box of meals for a month. There's 3 per day for 30 days. Be no good for me. I'd eat it all in a day #
  • "Lesbian Vampire Killers"
    I wonder what that films about? #
  • Apparently one in every 50 billion chickens has the ability to gain a PhD in Cosmology. That says a lot about chickens and cosmology. #
  • So we share a lot of our genes with a banana?
    Well I've never seen a banana mow the grass. #
  • A human body contains 12 billion miles of DNA. Wow! No wonder I feel bloated sometimes. #
  • This statistics programme says that while I've been watching it people have eaten 7092 tonnes of bananas. Is that each? I've missed out. #
  • I wonder why there is no data for the UK in Googles #Flutrends ? I'm sure I heard somebody sneeze down the road, unless it was a sheep. #
  • Okay no more sixes. #T20 #
  • Tourists leave country after Tunisian riots against high food costs. Falling tourism won't keep prices low. You ruin yourselves. #Tunisia #
  • Facebook sent me an email asking me to come back. I didn't know I'd left. Maybe they lefted me. #
  • So windy today that the sparrows are using ropes and safety harnesses to tie themselves to the bird feeders. Some even have yellow hardhats. #
  • I wonder if I could RFID tag my socks so I could find them. I can find the worn ones by smell-o-location but not the clean fresh pairs. #
  • It's Shaun the Sheep! #
  • I feel a server reboot coming on. #
  • Liverpool v Everton match starts at 2pm. That should be a good game. To say the least. #
  • 1-1 now at Brum v Villa. That's got the bobble hats jumping up and down. #
  • @jingles100 Sorry, the competition has closed now. Nice try though. in reply to jingles100 #