• Come on get Mr Cricket out. #Ashes #
  • Bowled him!!!! #
  • The partnership breaker Colly strikes again. #Ashes #
  • OMG there's a seagull on the pitch with no head. Oh no it's just scratching it's bum with it's beak. #Ashes #
  • Thought we'd seen the last of the snow? #
  • Well you know you've really arrived when your Christmas cards get returned 'not known'. #
  • Oh this fetish with Facebook by @bbcnews just goes on and on. I wonder if they're paid to keep mentioning them? #
  • This programme 'the secret lives of the artists' is okay but when does Poirot turn up? #