Archive for December, 2010
Thursday, December 23rd, 2010
All this snow before Christmas…
All this snow before Christmas? There’d better be some on Christmas Day else I’ll turn ugly. I know someone has a weather machine.So use it.
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Thursday, December 23rd, 2010
Hope the garage stays open lat…
Hope the garage stays open late tomorrow for those last minute presents.
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Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010
Twitter Updates for 2010-12-23
There's always somebody showing off on the icy paths. That guy just did a triple backflip with half pike. Oh … He didn't mean to. He fell # What? It's Christmas? Nobody told me and there was no mention in the 'Give a turkey a home.' pamphlet that came with the pizza leaflet. # I […]
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Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010
I’m getting a look. Don’t know…
I’m getting a look. Don’t know what I did wrong. All I did was go and get a drink and some crisps.
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Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010
Just hit the dog on the head w…
Just hit the dog on the head with a cheesy football. She caught it before it hit the ground.
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Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010
I see my #Amazon parcel is out…
I see my #Amazon parcel is out for delivery in Glasgow. Shame I live in Coventry 250 miles away. Hey ho!
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Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010
What? It’s Christmas? Nobody t…
What? It’s Christmas? Nobody told me and there was no mention in the ‘Give a turkey a home.’ pamphlet that came with the pizza leaflet.
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Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010
There’s always somebody showin…
There’s always somebody showing off on the icy paths. That guy just did a triple backflip with half pike. Oh … He didn’t mean to. He fell
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Tuesday, December 21st, 2010
Twitter Updates for 2010-12-22
Seagulls are swarming overhead. I think they fancy me as a tasty morsel. I can hear them licking their lips. # Don't let Vince Cable near the sprouts at Christmas in case there's a nuclear explosion. #vincethenuke # Something else to keep in your cold weather emergency kit. A 12 foot ladder so you can […]
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Tuesday, December 21st, 2010
There’s an ad on the tv for a …
There’s an ad on the tv for a choc ice on a stick. Wonder if they considered summer might be a bettter time to sell than winter. Ad men eh?