• Sweltering outside now. 3C (37F)
    Sparrows are taking their feathers off it's so hot. #
  • We need more filth on TV. More disgusting obscene filth so I can complain properly. Oh wait … We already have. #
  • It's raining now. The remaining bits of snow don't stand a chance. Bye bye ugly snowman with the big orange nose in the wrong place. #
  • I just sneezed and a piece of string appeared. #
  • This coke is so fizzy I just held a conversation with a frog. Ribbit #