• Hope the garage stays open late tomorrow for those last minute presents. #
  • All this snow before Christmas? There'd better be some on Christmas Day else I'll turn ugly. I know someone has a weather machine.So use it. #
  • I wonder if the @BBC will cover The Trans-Siberian Orchestra when they play the Hammersmith Apollo in March 2011. TSO start US tour today. #
  • RT @GarethDotDesign My skype seems to be broken, anyone else having problems?–was down Wednesday but should be almost fully back now. #
  • Temperatures above freezing at last. No more chiselling the sparrows off the fence or knocking icicles off the overflow pipe with a stick. #
  • Bring on the sprouts!
    I fear no sprout born of man or immortal. Let them all come!
    Hang on did the missus cook those? Well perhaps just peas #
  • You could sell donkey pee as perfume if you stuck it in a fancy bottle shaped like a phallus. #