• Seagulls are swarming overhead. I think they fancy me as a tasty morsel. I can hear them licking their lips. #
  • Don't let Vince Cable near the sprouts at Christmas in case there's a nuclear explosion. #vincethenuke #
  • Something else to keep in your cold weather emergency kit. A 12 foot ladder so you can escape from stranded trains. #
  • Not sure about Yahoos weather service. It shows the sun is out but it's almost pitch dark outside. Maybe it's sunny over Coventry airport? #
  • At least the days will start getting longer after day. #
  • Listening to Bob Dylans 'Christmas in the heart' album is like listening to Deputy Dawg. Please… Cough and clear it. #
  • Vince Cable should lose the silly hat, he's in enough trouble. Go Vince. No I mean … Go! #vincecable #
  • Has he resigned yet? @bbcnews #vincecable #
  • Just in case anyone has forgotten what Vince Cable looks like @bbcnews will now show the same clip of him forever walking past a Xmas tree. #
  • There's an ad on the tv for a choc ice on a stick. Wonder if they considered summer might be a bettter time to sell than winter. Ad men eh? #