• I've bought a 4D TV. It arrives last week. #
  • Another cold Coventry night at -14C(6.8F). Maybe the weatherman has his thermometer in the freezer @ItsAllAboutCov http://twitpic.com/3hoxpb #
  • My Amazon stuff is stuck in Glasgow. Third snowdrift from the left. Forgotten what I ordered now. Oh yes, a snow shovel!
    Send in the huskies #
  • So will Phorm or BT be charged by the CPS?
    I won't be holding my breath. If it had been a private citizen they'd have been given life! #
  • Here we go. I know this one. "Feed the world…". #
  • I remember when #twiglets used to look like twigs. Now they're just 'twiglet bits'. #
  • The #twiglets box say 'product may settle in transit'. In other words 'we give you a big box which is half empty'.Or half full for optimists #
  • Just banged my beak on the dogs head!
    Why do they have to have such hard heads? Or is my proboscis extra sensitive? #
  • @skysongsuk I was hoping for a reprieve. 🙁 in reply to skysongsuk #
  • So @bbcnews have spent days telling us not to go out and now they're in the shopping malls asking 'Where are all the shoppers?' Duh? #fail #
  • Ah it's the wrong kind of cold weather. The train diesel is freezing in it's tanks. #