• Great start from England with 3 quick wickets. #Ashes #
  • Snowing has stopped. Just a hint of snow on the grass.
    I hope that's it. I want SUMMER AND I WANT IT NOW!! #
  • I tried to hypnotise myself in the mirror. Told myself I was feeling sleepy and fell forward banging my nose on the mirror. That woke me up. #
  • Started snowing again. Big flakes and they're starting to settle. Oh Noes!! #
  • You missed one @BBCbreaking with reports of Julian Assange not doing anything for five minutes. #
  • I'm sorry but you can't throw horse manure at the wall and call it art.
    Can you? #