• Somebody tell @cheeserations it's not a netbook it's just an old pizza box blown there by the wind. #
  • Clearly students haven't understood that under the new #fees plan they'll be a lot better off. Instead they just commit mindless violence. #
  • Do students not understand the financial situation? The cost of their violent protests just means even less money for them to spend on booze #
  • Great Scott! It's 6C(43F). Summers arrived. Shorts on. Slap on the sun cream. It's light and I'm wearing sunglasses. Hit It!!! #
  • Oh why are so many tracks on @Napster only playable for 30 seconds. Amazon do that but at least I'm not paying. #
  • I'm getting really testy of late. I think it's these tight underpants. Not enough slack in them for free movement. #
  • It's amazing how UK gas and electricity prices are the highest in Europe even though the commodity price to the power companies is the same. #
  • See I said I was testy. I'm waiting for the roads to freeze so I can complain about the lack of road gritting. #
  • I've noticed these Fridays popping up quite frequently. They're almost cyclic. #
  • This mood music with the sound of a babbling brook is all well and good but I keep having to go for a wee. #
  • I'd just fancy a cheese and beetroot sandwich right now but it's a bit late at night. Plus we have no cheese or beetroot. #