• It's that time of year again when #bbcnews reporters turn up in snow drifts in remote parts saying 'Don't go out unless it's necessary. ' #
  • Starting to snow in Coventry. It'll be 10 foot deep by the morning. #
  • Those students should go back to school instead of wasting taxpayers money protesting against something that hasn't happened. #
  • And, they need a wash. #
  • Lots of dandruff falling from the sky in Coventry. I told you those students needed a good wash. #
  • I could sell genuine 'English snow-in-a-box'.
    I bet Americans and Japaneses would buy it. Or, 'Ye Olde English Bottled Snow' £50 a bottle. #
  • I think half the kids went on the protest and the other half stayed home trying to hack my server!
    It's not all down to the Chineses. #
  • I don't know who this user 'root' is but he seems very popular. #
  • Well it snowed for bit but now the suns out.
    It's all go here. #
  • Well that's all the wordpresses sorted out. Or is it wordpressae?
    Maybe it needs CamelTexT.
    WordPressAE. That's beTTeR. #
  • When I was a kid we had to go to school even when the snow was 10th deep. We were flogged if we were late. Aye they were great days… not!! #
  • I've put my bid in to host the 2018 world cup in the back garden. Hope it's successful. Didn't have enough cash for any bungs though, sorry. #
  • It's so cold that if you drop your ice-cream in the street you've got no chance of picking it up til the thaw comes. #
  • When I stroke the dog I get a 50 million volt shock. I wonder if I could plug an electric fire into her. But where would I push the plug in? #
  • Oh bum. Rumour is we didn't get the World Cup for 2018. #
  • Get on with it Blatter. Stop rattling. #
  • Oh well we missed out on the World Cup for 2018. You did your best England bid team. Good luck Russia. #england2018 #
  • Okay back to the news about the snow. #bbcnews #
  • If the World Cup 2018 is in Russia then do we have to take our own seats? #england2018 #
  • More late nights again. #theashes #
  • Oops sorry #theashes 🙂 #ashes #
  • What a throw from Trott! #ashes #
  • What a start. Ponting gone first ball. #ashes #
  • Having to use GPS to mark the dog poos in the snow. Lots of yellow snow about. #
  • Do we have to have "in depth" reporting on @bbcnews of the Spanish air strike. It's a 30 second slot at most. Move on and report the news. #
  • It's rained all day and eaten the snow. #
  • Well, all the snow has gone. #
  • Looking forward to day 3 at Adelaide. Hope the lads don't bomb. #ashes #
  • Blue skies and the Suns out. Summers back! Yay! Where's me shorts. #
  • Swarms of Chinese attacking my servers again. I don't know why they bother buying PC's if they're just going to hack all the time. Pointless #
  • The fairy on the tree tried to kill herself by jumping from the top of the tree.
    I've booked her in for counselling next week. #
  • Amazing. Stick a bauble on the tree and two drop off. Put those two back and 4 drop off. Put the 4 back and.. The tree falls over. #
  • Pity about that rain. With the last few hours they'd have had a licence to whack it like a T20 match to get a quick 80-100 more runs #ashes #
  • Beware the coconut growing on the banana tree. – MysticNorm #
  • Hope it's not raining in Adelaide. 11.30pm start isn't it? #ashes #