• Blue skies and the Suns out. Summers back! Yay! Where's me shorts. #
  • Swarms of Chinese attacking my servers again. I don't know why they bother buying PC's if they're just going to hack all the time. Pointless #
  • The fairy on the tree tried to kill herself by jumping from the top of the tree.
    I've booked her in for counselling next week. #
  • Amazing. Stick a bauble on the tree and two drop off. Put those two back and 4 drop off. Put the 4 back and.. The tree falls over. #
  • Pity about that rain. With the last few hours they'd have had a licence to whack it like a T20 match to get a quick 80-100 more runs #ashes #
  • Beware the coconut growing on the banana tree. – MysticNorm #
  • Hope it's not raining in Adelaide. 11.30pm start isn't it? #ashes #