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Thursday, December 2nd, 2010
When I stroke the dog I get a …
When I stroke the dog I get a 50 million volt shock. I wonder if I could plug an electric fire into her. But where would I push the plug in?
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Thursday, December 2nd, 2010
It’s so cold that if you drop …
It’s so cold that if you drop your ice-cream in the street you’ve got no chance of picking it up til the thaw comes.