• Down to -8 (18f) now. Could do with one of those LA forest fires to warm things up. #
  • Much warmer in Oz though. #
  • It was -17 (1f) last night in Wales!
    They can keep that. #
  • Liverpool are 1-0 up against Spurs but they just missed two sitters. Could have been 3-0. I nearly choked on my pizza. #
  • Spoon in the sink.
    Turn on the tap.
    Cold water hits the spoon.
    Wet water jumps out of sink.
    Me gets very very wet and cold.
    Noooooooooo #