• Some swine has eaten the last two mince pies. When I find out who it is I'll give me a damned good thrashing. Er I mean 'him' … Ahem. #
  • Should try and get few hours sleep before the match starts at 11pm. I hope @bumblecricket will shout WAKE UP every 30 mins to keep us alert. #
  • Not long to go now. #Ashes #
  • Ten minutes to go. Yippee aye yay. #