• Just woke up and it's -2 (28f) outside. Brrrrrrrrr #
  • A cold frosty morning. But the sun is out and the skies are a clear azure blue. There'll be more extracts from the Romance book club later. #
  • Tonights football game is Torquay United v Barnett.
    Sounds like a stunning game. Where's Barnett? Up t' North innit? #
  • Whatever next? From the Royal Mint a set of coins dated 2010 called 'Babys first coin set.'
    I'm sure they'd prefer a bag of nappies instead #
  • So the dog knows if I lean back in my chair she can put her front feet on the chair edge to make me rock forward so she can lick me. #
  • Nothing much in the news today. Almost want somebody to find a turnip that looks like a set of genitalia. #
  • Looks like being a miserable day today. Still raining and everybody at everybodys throat. #
  • Have #bbcnews stopped their wall to wall 24/7 coverage of "the engagement" yet? #
  • The new job at @zeninternet "It will suit well rounded Systems Developers…" No thin people then? http://bit.ly/bzm3Nq #
  • I was thinking of learning a foreign language. An easy one. English maybe? #
  • I was trying to sneak up on the sleeping dog. It was going so well until my knees creaked. #
  • If we built everything on 4 foot stilts we wouldn't have all these problems with floods. #
  • I wonder how they trained all those penguins to ice skate in that #BBC ident? #
  • I think my chicken korma has reached critical mass. #
  • Dogs trying to log into the pet store again to order some delicacies. Or maybe she just fell asleep on the keyboard. #
  • One day someone will start putting fivers in junk mail and I'll end up getting done for shredding coin of the realm. #
  • I'm going to the toilet, hip hip hip hooray.
    I'm going to the toilet cos I haven't been today. #
  • Trying to get the dog to pose like a meerkat on the sofa but she keeps falling over backwards. I think she just enjoys bouncing about on it. #
  • I reckon Fulham are ready to catch the bus home. Three goals down to Man City after 34 minutes. #
  • Oh wait it's a home match so Fulham won't need a bus. On yer bikes then. #