• The new job at @zeninternet "It will suit well rounded Systems Developers…" No thin people then? http://bit.ly/bzm3Nq #
  • I was thinking of learning a foreign language. An easy one. English maybe? #
  • I was trying to sneak up on the sleeping dog. It was going so well until my knees creaked. #
  • If we built everything on 4 foot stilts we wouldn't have all these problems with floods. #
  • I wonder how they trained all those penguins to ice skate in that #BBC ident? #
  • I think my chicken korma has reached critical mass. #