Archive for October, 2010
Tuesday, October 26th, 2010
I’ve just dribbled on the dogs…
I’ve just dribbled on the dogs head. Got my own back.
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Tuesday, October 26th, 2010
Shame about Paul the octopus d…
Shame about Paul the octopus dying. They only live two years. That’s worse than hamsters. Just when you’ve trained them to dance they die.
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Tuesday, October 26th, 2010
I won’t believe in aliens unti…
I won’t believe in aliens until one knocks on the door and asks for directions to Stoke-on-Trent. I’d still be doubtful if he spoke English.
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Tuesday, October 26th, 2010
Ping pong ball lasted 5 second…
Ping pong ball lasted 5 seconds with the dog. And, she kept dropping her bat in her water bowl.
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Tuesday, October 26th, 2010
Dog is running on the spot and…
Dog is running on the spot and sending the rug flying backwards. I’m keeping her amused as it’s too wet to go outside. Playing pingpong next
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Tuesday, October 26th, 2010
A drunk passes @thegizwiz sitt…
A drunk passes @thegizwiz sitting by his Merc engine. “Whats up Gizwiz hic ?” “Piston broke” says Gizwiz . “Me too.” says drunk.
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Monday, October 25th, 2010
Twitter Updates for 2010-10-25
It was so cold last night. -1C/30F and it's not even winter yet. Where's my woolly socks and bobble hat? # I've invented a device to hold meat and other food whilst you eat it. It's like a knife but with prongs. Stuck for a name. Maybe a 'firk'. # Just videod the dog eating […]
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Monday, October 25th, 2010
Dog pinched my hobnob before I…
Dog pinched my hobnob before I could record the sound. Went to get microphone and when I came back the hobnob had gone.
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Monday, October 25th, 2010
No carrots! Got some grapes le…
No carrots! Got some grapes left. Big food shop is in a couple of days. Ah got some hobnobs that might work.
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Monday, October 25th, 2010
Me eating a carrot would proba…
Me eating a carrot would probably sound right for a ‘dog eating a chew’ sound effect.