• Everybodys asleep. I could take over the world. #
  • I'll have to put off world domination. My tea went down the wrong way and I nearly choked. Woke everybody up though. #
  • Nobody cares when you're choking to death. They just say 'keep the noise down people are trying to sleep' #
  • I wonder where that email went?
    There you are. How did you get there when I sent you here?
    Oh I see I made a mistake.
    Unusual for me. Ahem! #
  • Dogs either snoring or playing the tuba. Least I think it's the dog. #
  • My office chair squeaks,creaks and sings popular songs from the 1980's.
    Is this normal? #