• It was so cold last night. -1C/30F and it's not even winter yet. Where's my woolly socks and bobble hat? #
  • I've invented a device to hold meat and other food whilst you eat it. It's like a knife but with prongs.
    Stuck for a name. Maybe a 'firk'. #
  • Just videod the dog eating a chew but I was listening to Napster so I've got to overdub with a chomping sound to avoid copyright problems. #
  • Me eating a carrot would probably sound right for a 'dog eating a chew' sound effect. #
  • No carrots! Got some grapes left. Big food shop is in a couple of days. Ah got some hobnobs that might work. #
  • Dog pinched my hobnob before I could record the sound. Went to get microphone and when I came back the hobnob had gone. #