• It's very difficult to write in Chinese with this keyboard. #
  • Do people ever read the ads in apps or even click on them? They just seem to become part of the wallpaper. Waste of money mostly I expect. #
  • So how to add tracks to my playlist in the browser? Tried clicking the plus sign and dragging but doesn't work. @Napster #
  • Wow fixed my 'no playlists' problem in FF 3.6 browser. I installed Gears portable add-on. Can add playlist tracks now @Napster #
  • Hope you make the 10k for Tuesday. It's my birthday as well so Happy Birthday to us special people. @thegizwiz #
  • How will my camera stuff get from the USA to here in one day? Perhaps they tie it to the leg of a superfast cross-Atlantic homing pigeon. #
  • Just drop kicked dogs rugby ball and found the only mug of tea in the house.
    Not too much damage and dog went into action as a wet vacuum. #
  • Warning this movie contains adult themes and flashing images. Oh and for good measure it may contain nuts. #
  • I'm starting to smell like an onion bhaji.
    But they're so nice.
    All gone now, although the scent lingers on still especially when I bend. #
  • I swallowed a grape whole. I hope it doesn't block my pipes up. Do they dissolve? #
  • Super Trouper "…feeling like a number one". Snigger. #
  • If there really are aliens and UFO's why haven't they landed in the garden or popped in for tea? #
  • I saw a Bigfoot once in the woods but it turned out to be some old hairy tramp called Eric. #
  • Do they sell Chupacabras in the local pet shop? If I bought one what do I feed it? #
  • The only paranormal phenomenon I've experienced was when one of my socks mysteriously disappeared from out of the washing machine on washday #
  • Just finished "Just My Type" by Simon Garfield. Brilliant book about the history of well known fonts. Nice reading for designers or others. #
  • Here's a review to the "Just My Type – Simon Garfield" book from the Telegraph
    http://bit.ly/bycyab #
  • Who am I to disagree? #
  • Now the trick to opening this bag of sugar is to make sure you don't spill… Oh bugger! Where's the vac? #