• A mysterious start to the morning. Looks miserable out but will it change? Or stay the same? Whoooooooooooo!!!! #
  • Christmas adverts already and I've not had my birthday yet. #
  • Flippin cold this morning. Hope the sun comes out. #
  • How can Adeles' 'Make you feel my love' be your number 1 "bestseller" if it's 'stream only' haha @skysongsuk #
  • I'm feeling so multi-layered today it's great. #
  • For lunch I'm having roast chupacabra stuffed with little green men and grey alien on the side. Followed by stewed yeti and mystical custard #
  • Dogs trumping well tonight. It might be a case of sleeping in gas masks. #
  • Sorry the camera was out of focus can you go back down again.
    "Chile miner rescue take 6, action!" #
  • How many miners have been rescued?I've counted at least 1400 so far. Some look so similar they could be twins.
    Wait. It's a news film loop. #
  • If they stuck a vacuum cleaner on top of the rescue shaft they could suck all the miners and their belongings out in seconds. Sluuuurp! #
  • The vacuum cleaner was my Plan D. Plan E is a big long ladder. #
  • My Plan F is to feed the miners lots of beans then stand well back.
    They could get out under their own steam then. #
  • Be my luck to be last miner out and find everybody had already gone home.They miscounted.There were 34 not 33. Oh well where's the bus stop? #
  • That last miner shot out the tube and 50 foot into the air. Everybody went "oooh ahhh". #
  • Just spotted a Tescos underground in the Chilean mine.
    No wait… It's an advert break. Wondered what that car was doing driving about. #
  • Dog is becoming very deft at quickly moving her tail out of the way of my office chairs wheels. Practice makes perfect. #
  • A bee got stuck in a bird feeder so I had to go and let him out. Not a word of thanks mind you.
    Silly bee. #
  • My quango gets scrapped today. "The British rescue mission for homeless bottles of beer." #
  • Bet they'll turn that Chile mine into a tourist attraction. Ride the capsule up and down for the thrill of a life time.
    Till you get stuck. #
  • I guessed this office chair was getting lower when I kept catching my nose on the desk. #
  • Why do they still print free newspapers in ink that comes off on your fingers? #
  • This Napster radio stream is quiet or I'm going deaf. PC volume at 58. Bet a loud one comes along and blows the ornaments of the mantelpiece #
  • Writing my autobiography but I'm stuck as to what I did on the afternoon I was born. Anybody know? Probably slept or ate, followed by a poo. #
  • A fungi finding walk in Coombe Country Park? No thanks I have enough fungi sprouting up in the lawn without going out and finding some more. #
  • Brushing the dog is like combing a hairy lump of lard. #
  • So Red Sox have bought Liverpool finally.
    Maybe now Liverpool can start winning games. #
  • @napster The radio stations are pretty awesome. Are you using the web browser or a mobapp?– Browser. They were old tracks. It got louder 🙂 in reply to napster #
  • Playing the dog at draughts but she was losing so she knocked the board over deliberately. #
  • Good episode of #bbcclick this week. One Gbit speeds are fine but the cap is important. What is it 40 Gb? #
  • Wonders where the Napster app is? #
  • Down to 3C today. Where's my woolly vest and pants?
    Strange it's so cold since the suns out and it's a blue sky. Maybe it's the aliens. #
  • Well I won't be nude sunbathing today. I could end up with frostbite. #
  • Liverpool need something other than just new owners sadly. #
  • I hate it when I hear a fellow Brit say 'awesome'. Stop it!
    It just doesn't work. Try 'charming' or 'jolly good show old bean' instead. #