• Sorry the camera was out of focus can you go back down again.
    "Chile miner rescue take 6, action!" #
  • How many miners have been rescued?I've counted at least 1400 so far. Some look so similar they could be twins.
    Wait. It's a news film loop. #
  • If they stuck a vacuum cleaner on top of the rescue shaft they could suck all the miners and their belongings out in seconds. Sluuuurp! #
  • The vacuum cleaner was my Plan D. Plan E is a big long ladder. #
  • My Plan F is to feed the miners lots of beans then stand well back.
    They could get out under their own steam then. #
  • Be my luck to be last miner out and find everybody had already gone home.They miscounted.There were 34 not 33. Oh well where's the bus stop? #
  • That last miner shot out the tube and 50 foot into the air. Everybody went "oooh ahhh". #
  • Just spotted a Tescos underground in the Chilean mine.
    No wait… It's an advert break. Wondered what that car was doing driving about. #
  • Dog is becoming very deft at quickly moving her tail out of the way of my office chairs wheels. Practice makes perfect. #
  • A bee got stuck in a bird feeder so I had to go and let him out. Not a word of thanks mind you.
    Silly bee. #