Archive for September, 2010
Saturday, September 4th, 2010
I always wondered how a cereal…
I always wondered how a cereal bowl was made. Riveting TV this.
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Saturday, September 4th, 2010
I like peaches but the juice j…
I like peaches but the juice just squirts everywhere and where do you flick the pip without being heard?
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Saturday, September 4th, 2010
Maybe a 3D webcam is needed fo…
Maybe a 3D webcam is needed for my Internet connected toilet. That sounds a bit kinky. Half the worlds bobble hat wearers woke up then.
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Saturday, September 4th, 2010
You can tell I’m bored I’ve de…
You can tell I’m bored I’ve descended to toilet humour. Anyone for motorway marbles?
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Saturday, September 4th, 2010
My toilet roll holder is Inter…
My toilet roll holder is Internet connected so I get instant updates on sheets used or sheets left. But I think it needs SEO optimising.
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Saturday, September 4th, 2010
So a sausage sandwich it’ll ha…
So a sausage sandwich it’ll have to be then. Now then. Lincolnshire or Cumberland? That is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind …
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Saturday, September 4th, 2010
Shall I buy a new iPod, a new …
Shall I buy a new iPod, a new iPad or a new Kindle? Or should I just have a sausage sandwich? I’d never get financial cmtee approval anyway.
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Friday, September 3rd, 2010
Twitter Updates for 2010-09-04
Can smell the manure from the fields again. That should give our washing out on the line a nice fresh scent. Sort of outdoors Spring smell. # I don't think I could listen again to 'The Raggle Taggle Gypsy' for a few months!! # New TV on the market. Apparently it can show television programmes. […]
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Friday, September 3rd, 2010
@wolfnix There’s a problem wit…
@wolfnix There’s a problem with the twitterAPI on some servers affecting some users apparently.
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Friday, September 3rd, 2010
I was thinking of writing my a…
I was thinking of writing my autobiography starting from today and working backwards. But, I can’t remember what I did yesterday.