• My feet smell. Or, it might be my socks. They're setting the CO alarm off! #
  • Well my running a catchall email mailbox experiment is over. #
  • So the #BBC are going on strike?
    I hope they tell us when they've started 'cos we'll never notice any difference otherwise. #
  • I keep seeing this #dreamhost ad on my iPod. Who are they?
    Are they any good?
    Are they some Eastern European outfit? http://dreamhost.com/ #
  • I was worried about this pimple on my face but the Doctor said it was okay it was just my nose.
    Phew! #
  • The ants in the garden are getting restless. I think they're planning something. Maybe they're plotting a coup? #
  • Nice new graphics on the Speedtest.net app but I wonder about the blurry numbers. Not so good on the iPod but maybe looks better on an iPad. #
  • It's pouring down with rain so I have to keep the dog amused.
    I wonder if she'd like to see a few card tricks or play a game of Scrabble. #
  • Dogs cheating at Scrabble. I don't think Sassenfrassensausages is a real word. So far she only has 'woof' and 'walkies'. #
  • Dog was losing so she did a dance on the Scrabble board sending the letters flying. Then she ate some of my letters and rolled on her back. #
  • Dogs having a kip now. Five minutes peace.
    Ayup an eye is watching me!
    One false move by me and she'll pounce. #
  • A coffee machines blown up in Sainsburys Farnborough injuring 17.
    Who needs bombers when you've got exploding urns? #
  • Bit of culture now with Status Quo and Blue For You.
    The dogs dancing to it. #
  • This track has some good bass. I'm chasing the sub-woofer round the room trying to catch it. #
  • So how come I never see any flying saucers or aliens?
    It must be a conspiracy. #
  • I did see a flying plate once, followed by a flying knife and fork. #
  • Yay @big_ben_clock is back at last. #
  • I see big tweets. #twitterrific #
  • Ayup I've grown a dog between my legs. You'll find nothing there to eat.
    I hope. #
  • I forgot about the bleach in the toilet. I may be scarred for life.
    And, to think some people pay for that. #
  • The suns come out at last. Bit late now, it's nearly bedtime. #
  • One more tweet to reach 2000 tweets. What can I say? Something memorable and pithy. Let me think. I know exactly what to say.
    "Hello World." #
  • I swallowed a pickle onion whole once. Fortunately it was only a small one. Took days to digest. #
  • Recycling day today so it was up at the crack of dawn. Well 6am, which is near enough to dawns crack for anybody. #
  • A #Dreamhost account just renewed.
    I though I heard my wallet scream.
    Actually it's such a good price I think it was a scream of ecstasy. #
  • though/thought
    Hey ho. #
  • All the cardboard in the recycle bag has gotten soggy with this rain. #
  • Found some porridge stuck on the back of my iPod. At least I think it's porridge. I hope it's porridge. #
  • We should all be encouraged to dig down and add a few more levels to our homes. #
  • Never seen that before. Two meat flies having sex on the patio. All over in a flash. Should have thrown a bucket of cold water over them. #
  • This health drink says it contains 10 billion good bacteria.
    Who counted them? What if I'm a couple short? Who do I complain to? #
  • Spammers are getting bone idle. Had an email with just a URL. No text to laugh at and make fun of. It's disgusting.
    I'ts just disgraceful. #
  • I shall complain to the Spammers Union about this. #
  • Routers a bit twitchy this morning. Needs some liver salts I think. #
  • Do LED bulbs burn out? #
  • Good first half but Liverpool are really struggling now after going a goal down. #
  • This Ebony Steel Band group sound like they're banging on oil drums.
    Oh they are.
    Very nice it is too.
    Not sure if theyll win though. #
  • Congratulations to @boogah and @modemgirl on their wedding. Here's wishing them a happy lifetime together. Unlimited happiness indeed. #
  • Cowboys v Bears at 6pm.
    Go Bears! #
  • Haha Fox Sports explaining to viewers why the picture is bigger than normal. It's because it's … Widescreen !!!! #
  • Yay for the Bears. They thrashed Cowboys 27 – 20 #