• I see big tweets. #twitterrific #
  • Ayup I've grown a dog between my legs. You'll find nothing there to eat.
    I hope. #
  • I forgot about the bleach in the toilet. I may be scarred for life.
    And, to think some people pay for that. #
  • The suns come out at last. Bit late now, it's nearly bedtime. #
  • One more tweet to reach 2000 tweets. What can I say? Something memorable and pithy. Let me think. I know exactly what to say.
    "Hello World." #
  • I swallowed a pickle onion whole once. Fortunately it was only a small one. Took days to digest. #