• The ants in the garden are getting restless. I think they're planning something. Maybe they're plotting a coup? #
  • Nice new graphics on the Speedtest.net app but I wonder about the blurry numbers. Not so good on the iPod but maybe looks better on an iPad. #
  • It's pouring down with rain so I have to keep the dog amused.
    I wonder if she'd like to see a few card tricks or play a game of Scrabble. #
  • Dogs cheating at Scrabble. I don't think Sassenfrassensausages is a real word. So far she only has 'woof' and 'walkies'. #
  • Dog was losing so she did a dance on the Scrabble board sending the letters flying. Then she ate some of my letters and rolled on her back. #
  • Dogs having a kip now. Five minutes peace.
    Ayup an eye is watching me!
    One false move by me and she'll pounce. #
  • A coffee machines blown up in Sainsburys Farnborough injuring 17.
    Who needs bombers when you've got exploding urns? #
  • Bit of culture now with Status Quo and Blue For You.
    The dogs dancing to it. #
  • This track has some good bass. I'm chasing the sub-woofer round the room trying to catch it. #
  • So how come I never see any flying saucers or aliens?
    It must be a conspiracy. #
  • I did see a flying plate once, followed by a flying knife and fork. #
  • Yay @big_ben_clock is back at last. #