• Oh look it's raining. What a surprise. It's only summer. #
  • What does it mean when the sky goes black during the day? Is it the apopopcopolypse or just a bit of rain on the way? #
  • @cheeserations Thought it might be fake it was such good quality video. Posted everywhere now. Not far from me either. http://bit.ly/93awNu #
  • @cheeserations Just read the woman has been identified and offered police protection. #
  • That's the grass cut before it rains. The wind is already blowing up my back passage. #
  • Those Chile miners can only be fed down a long 4" pipe. They'll soon be fed up of sausage and cucumber. Hope they can get them out sooner. #
  • Anybody know what's happened to the 'groupies' page? It's gone! #skysongs #
  • When the music said 'dance' I didn't think it would blow my speakers across the room. Maybe I had the bass up a touch too high. #
  • @skysongsuk Hi, do you know if the 'groupies' tab will be brought back soon? #
  • Iceland are pinching our fish again. #
  • The suns out so I hope we get some cricket today. #
  • Live from upstairs.
    Does anyone know why I've come up here? #
  • Think I'll reinstall 10.04 tomorrow on the shed PC. I was a bit too enthusiastic with my use of rm earlier. Ahem. #
  • Oh noes I've eaten all the chocolate hobnobs. #
  • Yay! Just found a double pack of choccy hobnobs secreted in the bottom of the fridge.
    After all this chocolate just call me 'Spot'. #
  • Dogs just eaten some sprouts. Should be heavenly tonight. #
  • Just finished an English pizza.
    Sardines on toast.
    With a flick or two of HP sauce. #
  • Just sneezed big time on the screen. Where's the wipes? #
  • Woman walked down the road. I think the last thing she did before leaving home was go to the bog.
    Get your dress out your pants missus! #