• Oh noes I've eaten all the chocolate hobnobs. #
  • Yay! Just found a double pack of choccy hobnobs secreted in the bottom of the fridge.
    After all this chocolate just call me 'Spot'. #
  • Dogs just eaten some sprouts. Should be heavenly tonight. #
  • Just finished an English pizza.
    Sardines on toast.
    With a flick or two of HP sauce. #