• Why are people so anti-British? Afterall we're so perfectly modest and can spell the word colour correctly. #
  • Watching Man Utd v Newcastle match. I wasn't picked again!
    By either team. #
  • I should have had a wee first. I bet somebody will score if I go now.
    Where's my vuvuzela gone?
    Parrrrrrrrrrrppppppp #
  • I can hear the fountain burbling outside which isn't helping. #
  • Good luck to all those folk getting their results today. You've all worked very hard whatever the results. #A level results #
  • Dropped a pencil, eraser end first. It bounced up and the pointy end poked the dog on the nose when she moved in to catch it. Made her wary. #
  • Wonder where all the sparrows have gone? Must be on holiday.
    Where do sparrows go for their summer holidays? Somewhere cat free I suppose. #
  • Wasn't that a well known song?
    "Where have all the sparrows gone?
    On their hollys everyone……" #
  • I've given Memeo the sack so I must get a new local auto backup setup er…. setup. #