• Why are people so anti-British? Afterall we're so perfectly modest and can spell the word colour correctly. #
  • Watching Man Utd v Newcastle match. I wasn't picked again!
    By either team. #
  • I should have had a wee first. I bet somebody will score if I go now.
    Where's my vuvuzela gone?
    Parrrrrrrrrrrppppppp #
  • I can hear the fountain burbling outside which isn't helping. #