• How to steal a cake. First I need a distraction.

    OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT HUGE TIGER!!!

    Yep should work okay. Made me look and I said it. #

  • Maybe I could train the dog to put the recycling out each week. Save me getting up early. I certainly couldn't train anyone else to do it. #
  • The dog said no. Well, "Woof!" actually.
    Something about Health and Safety regulations and the EU working directive stopping her doing it. #