• When the parrots beak drops off you know it's time to get a new parrot. – Mystic Norm #
  • School holidays coming up soon. There'll be billions of kids all over the place and trillions of nits looking for new homes. #
  • I must stop putting the empty ink cartridges into the box of the new cartridge. I keep thinking I've got plenty of cartridges available. #
  • I pull a single sheet of kitchen roll and end up with half the roll on the floor. It's a bark rolling it back on with the dog playing tuggy. #
  • Why do dogs lie close to loudspeakers? Mines lying by the woofer. Which seems very apt. #
  • Scientists have 'found' a huge star 320 times bigger than the sun.
    How could they have lost something that big in the first place? #
  • We need a history page so I can remember what that album was I played last week and forgot to favourite. #skysongs #
  • A 'what's playing now' text file written to hard drive would be nice as well. #skysongs #
  • That clap of thunder loosened my ear wax a bit. Made the dog do the Fosbury flip. #
  • Not impressed by September edition of PCPlus. Not much in it. Mostly windows 7 nowadays. Getting more like a thick pamphlet these days. #
  • Amazing how the letters keep rubbing off the keyboards I use. Or am I buying cheap keyboards? #
  • These moths keep sneaking in and faffing around my monitor. #
  • Time for a gin and tonic with a slice of lemon. Trouble is there's no gin or tonic and the lemons are a bit manky. #
  • Still have 4 Marmite cereal bars left. They are foul and I'm a Marmite fanboy. May leave them on the wall outside to see if they get stolen. #