• Nice and warm today. May take one of my jumpers off.
    Shorts on. My legs look like 2 White pencils.
    Picture here … as if 🙂 #
  • Portugal take the lead 1-0 against N Korea. #worldcup #
  • Portugal 2 N Korea 0 #worldcup #
  • Make that 3-0 to Portugal.
    Maybe it'll be the reverse of that 1966 game. #worldcup #
  • Oh 4-0 to Portugal. What's happening to N Korea? #worldcup #
  • Red card for Switzerland. Will there be more? Will there be anyone left for Chile to play?#worldcup #
  • 0-0 at half time between Chile and Switzerland but the ref is playing a blinder. #worldcup #
  • Nice goal from Chile 1-0. #worldcup #
  • Switzerland missed a sitter, an open goal. Must be the ball. #worldcup #
  • Wake up at back. It's over. 1-0 to Chile. #worldcup #
  • David Villa puts Spain ahead 1-0 against Honduras. #worldcup #
  • Villa gets his second goal and Spain go 2-0 up. #worldcup #
  • Spains David Villa misses a hatrick from a penalty.
    Oh dear #worldcup #
  • Budget day today. I could lose millions in tax.
    The VAT rate is expected to go up to 20%
    Whiskey up.
    Pants down.
    As usual. #
  • Dog can see shadow of a bird inside on the roof of the conservatory. She's up on her hind legs trying to reach it. #
  • Fancy putting two games on at the same time. I'll go cross-eyed. I'm surprised they don't play them on the same pitch. #worldcup #
  • It's Budget time in 5 minutes. Got my crisps,nuts and pop ready. Probably won't be able to afford them after today #Emergency Budget #
  • S Africa go one up against France. #worldcup #
  • France lose Gourcuff with red card. #worldcup #
  • S Africa get a second goal against France. It's 2-0.
    Mexico Uruguay game still 0-0 #worldcup #
  • Uruguay score against Mexico. It's 1-0 #worldcup #
  • France pull a goal back from SA.
    It's 2-1 to SA #worldcup #
  • Full time and Uruguay beat Mexico 1-0 and SA beat France 2-1
    And the vuvuzelas go wild. #worldcup #
  • So, can we reach 268? #
  • @wolfnix Not everyone sniff 🙁 in reply to wolfnix #
  • Nigeria lead S Korea 1-0 #worldcup #
  • S Korea have equalised. It's 1-1 #worldcup #
  • It's 2-1 to S Korea just after the start of the second half. #worldcup #
  • Nigeria have equalised from a penalty and it's 2-2 #worldcup #
  • Goooooooaaaaallll for Argentina.
    It's 1-0 now #worldcup #
  • Second goal for Argentina 2-0 #worldcup #
  • FT Argentina beat Greece 2-0 and are through to the next round together with S Korea who drew 2-2 with Nigeria #worldcup #
  • Yay England beat Australia by 4 wickets and Morgan gets a century. #
  • Sweaty bodies night last night and it *was* just the hot weather. #
  • #CERN have found a way to display the various particles as sound waves. I bet the Higgs particle turns out to sound like a #vuvuzela #
  • I bit my tongue but nobody cares.
    Medic! #
  • Gave my Vista PC a treat. Turned it off using the start > shutdown button for a change. #
  • I've limbered up and ready. #
  • Oh no a German ref. We're doomed.
    Only joking. #worldcup #
  • Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll
    Eng1 Svn0 #worldcup #
  • We're through 1-0 yippppppeeeeeee #worldcup Together with the US #
  • 250 million kettles just switched on and 250 million toilets flushed across the UK/US #worldcup #
  • I've got cramp now.
    Fell off the sofa 20 times. #worldcup #
  • A toad popped in from the conservatory. Put him back outside by the pond. #
  • Germany take the lead over Ghana. It's 1-0 #worldcup #
  • Australia lead Serbia 1-0 #worldcup #
  • 2-0 to Australia. The kangaroos are hopping all over the place. #worldcup #
  • Serbia get a goal back in the 83rd against Aus. It's 2-1 to Aus. #worldcup #
  • So England play Germany in the next round on Sunday. What a surprise !!
    US get Ghana on Saturday #worldcup #
  • Apparently I was saying "offside offside" in my sleep. I reckon it was just my stomach rumbling after eating some roly poly toffee pudding. #
  • Slovakia go 1-0 up against World Champions Italy.
    If the results stand Italy will be on the plane back tonight. Come on Italy. #worldcup #
  • Italy pull a goal back.
    It's 2-1 to Slovakia.
    Fight in the net? #worldcup #
  • Japan lead Denmark with a goal to nil. Scored by Honda. Brrmmmmm #worldcup #
  • Endo just scored Japans second goal from a free kick. I thought the ball is supposed to be misbehaving?
    It's 2-0 #worldcup #
  • Van Persie scores for Netherlands and it's 1-0 against Cameroon.
    As it stands it's Netherlands and Japan to go through. #worldcup #
  • Denmark score and it's 2-1 to Japan. #worldcup #
  • It's Cameroon 1 Netherlands 2 with under 10 mins to go.#worldcup #
  • Another goal from Japan makes it 3-1 against Denmark. #worldcup #
  • FT and Japan bt Denmark 3-0 nag go through with Holland. Japanese guys are snogging each other on the pitch. Steady on chaps. 🙂 #worldcup #
  • Been up for two hours. Ready for bed again. It's the heat. The damn heat and the scorpions. #
  • Ah it wasn't a scorpion it was a duck. A squeaky duck. A duck with a chewed head. #
  • I only threw the duck once for the dog. Now I have to do it again and again and again and … #
  • No dog you can't sit on my lap with your hot body and equally hot breath. #
  • Ivory coast gone 1-0 up against North Korea. #worldcup #
  • Two nil to Ivory Coast.
    Another 8 goals and they could go through in place of Portugal. #worldcup #
  • Ivory Coast now lead N Korea 3-0. #worldcup #
  • FT Ivory Coast beat N Korea.
    FT Brazil and Portugal draw 0-0 but both teams go through. Poor game. #worldcup #
  • David Villa takes Spain into a 1-0 lead against Chile. A distance shot after the goalie came way out of his goal. #worldcup #
  • Iniesta makes it 2-0 for Spain. Chiles Estrada is red carded for fouling Torres. It did look accidental though. #worldcup #
  • Chile grabbed a goal back. It's 2-0 Spain. #worldcup #
  • Or even 2-1 Spain. I'm getting so excited. #worldcup #
  • Watching #Glastonbury and the #worldcup on TV. Great stuff and it's hot as well. #
  • Gorillaz. There's enough of 'em to have a kickabout! #Glastonbury #
  • The Gorillaz were awesome last night at Glastonbury. Listening to their album now. #Glastonbury #
  • Heats building up. 25 outside. 27 inside and 32 in conservatory.
    0 in the fridge where I'm now living. Light keeps coming on though. #
  • Suarez puts Uruguay into the lead 1-0 against S. Korea. #worldcup #
  • Chungyong has equalised for S. Korea. It's 1-1 #worldcup #
  • Suarez scores his second goal. It's 2-1 to Uruguay. #worldcup #
  • Uruguay go through to the quarterfinals after beating S. Korea 2-1 #worldcup #
  • Boateng scores against the US for Ghana.
    It's 1-0. #worldcup #
  • HT it's 1-0 to Ghana. US have tightened up the midfield now with that substitution and looking much better. Ghana not finishing. #worldcup #
  • US equalise from a penalty by Donovan.
    1-1#worldcup #
  • Put the kettle on. Looks like ET coming up. #worldcup #
  • Ghanas Gyan scores and it's 2-1. #worldcup #
  • Quick. Toilet break. #worldcup #
  • Ghana beat US 2-1 and are through to the quarterfinals and will meet Uruguay.
    Good game by both teams. #worldcup #
  • One of those big black beetles just went up my shorts. I hope he's not feeling peckish. #
  • It's 'The Point'.
    Break out the white paint. #
  • Germany go one up. It's 1-0 #worldcup #
  • Germany make it 2-0.
    Oh dear start the plane. #worldcup #
  • England score and it's 2-1 to Germany. #worldcup #
  • Englands second goal disallowed even though the replay shows the ball over the line. #worldcup #
  • Lampards free kick hits the crossbar. But if it had gone in this ref would probably have disallowed it. But I'm not bitter. #worldcup #
  • Germany make it 3-1.
    Oh bugger! #worldcup #
  • Germany score. It's 4-1.
    What's on the other channel? At least we're going great guns in the cricket. #worldcup #
  • FT Germany beat England 4-1
    Good game but neither England nor referees up to scratch. #worldcup #
  • At least we beat Aus and take the series 3-0.
    But my nerves are shot. I may never play the violin again. #
  • 1-0 to Argentina. I hope they meet Germany. #worldcup #
  • 2-0 to Argentina. Looks like they will be meeting Germany. #worldcup #
  • Argentina beat Mexico 3-1 and will meet and hopefully thrash Germany in the quarterfinals. #worldcup #
  • With Glastonbury programmes spread out over so many radio and TV channels I've missed them by the time I've found them. #Glastonbury #