• Gotta feel sorry for the Danish guys own goal. They were doing well til then. #worldcup #
  • Great name for a Japanese footballer 'Honda'. And, I can actually pronounce it 🙂 #worldcup #
  • Honda scored to put Japan one up. #
  • The UK mole population has increased to over 40 million. We'll soon be able to have a mole each. I shall call mine Maurice the Mole. #
  • Bad news for the Italy Paraguay game the crowd have started doing the Mexican Wave already. #
  • Paraguay have scored and the team appear to be having group sex on the pitch. It's 1-0 to Paraguay. #worldcup #