• Here we go. Bloke playing trumpet badly in the street and shouting "Any old irooooon?" Wonder why he doesn't just nick it like the others? #
  • My iPod is in the bathroom. Their should be an app to make it fly back to me. Maybe the new iPhone4 can fly with it's built-in gyroscope. #
  • I should also learn to type 'there' instead of 'their' when I mean 'there'. Or I could blame it on twitter. #
  • You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. He'll probably just fall in the water and splash about. -mystic norm #
  • @BBCClick If it's one of the new World Cup balls it swerves and hits the camera taking the shot. #
  • I like Marmite but these Marmite cereal bars almost make me gag! #
  • Apple updated their T&C's when I went to install an app and wanted me to read it. All 90 pages on an IPad. I could be permanently injured. #
  • I meant iPod not iPad. Where did I get the word iPad from? #