Archive for May, 2010
Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
Can’t they stop that oil leak in the US? Just stick a pair …
Can’t they stop that oil leak in the US? Just stick a pair of pants in the hole. That’ll stop it. Especially a nice crusty pair.
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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
So Greece is bankrupt and the yobs are going round smashing…
So Greece is bankrupt and the yobs are going round smashing traffic lights up with poles. One guy poured petrol thro letterbox That’ll help
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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
At least after Thursday it’ll be safe to answer the doorbel…
At least after Thursday it’ll be safe to answer the doorbell without fear of it being an election canvasser.
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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
I wonder how much it cost Labour to send out all those DVD’…
I wonder how much it cost Labour to send out all those DVD’s? I thought they were skint?
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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
A whole 30 minutes has gone by without any election materia…
A whole 30 minutes has gone by without any election material being stuffed through the letterbox.
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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
With a hosepipe that is.
With a hosepipe that is.
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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
Can’t believe I want it to rain. But, I’ve put the fertilis…
Can’t believe I want it to rain. But, I’ve put the fertiliser down and if it doesn’t rain in the next 25 hrs I’ll have to water it in myself
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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
Is milk supposed to have lumps in it and smell like a well …
Is milk supposed to have lumps in it and smell like a well worn pair of socks?
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Tuesday, May 4th, 2010
Twitter Updates for 2010-05-05
Will we be able to buy zettabyte hard disk drives soon? # 32-3 I can't believe it. # Looks like we've lost this. Pack your bags I'll start the car. # Phew we're through as a result of the rain and an abandoned match. # Poundland have been sold…for more than a pound. # Nice […]
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Tuesday, May 4th, 2010
Nice to see we will be able to convert googlemail addresses…
Nice to see we will be able to convert googlemail addresses to gmail ones soon.