• I just hope we get more of the Test today than we did yesterday. #
  • We came last at Eurovision. We used to do better when the voting was rigged. #
  • We sent our old PCs to Africa,now we're sending our old FM radios. We'll be sending them old fridges next. We should send something useful. #
  • Wonder if you could use dog poo as a fuel. If it's possible I hearby copyright it. Could make billions from this. Need to make a website. #
  • I was thinking of burningpoo #
  • Hello, an unexpurgated tweet got out just then. #
  • This Old Speckled Hen is nice. Til you stand up too fast. #