• @CheeseRations Birthday? But you had one last year.
    Oh well "Haaaaaapppppy Birthday Dude"
    I was going to sing that song but ran out of spac #
  • Don't like these polyester trousers at all. The statics made them wrap round my legs like cling film. And half the dogs hair has stuck to me #
  • Damn car tax. Cost me half an iPad. #
  • Just killed a ball of fluff. Thought it was a creepy crawly. #