• Looks like a few Quangos will get the chop at last.
    Seems the British Potato Council may have had it's chips. #
  • I think this meatfly has taken a fancy to me judging by the way he keeps flying round my head.
    Could cause friction. #
  • I see an organised family fun day event in London turned into a shoot out with one man injured in crossfire. It's not even June yet! #
  • It's 24 (75f) and rising. How I long for the cold snow of a couple of months ago.
    I want to roll naked in the snow. I'm just a bit kinky. #
  • Appears I'd be on my own in the rolling naked in the snow stakes. No volunteers in the house wanting to join in. Except the dog of course. #
  • Apparantly rubbing an ice cube over ones face is ok though.
    I suggested somewhere else but no takers.
    Except the dog.Who'd probably eat it #
  • It's up to 26 (79f) now. I may have to remove one of my jumpers *and* my woolly vest!
    The World should be warned. Vest removal imminent. #
  • A load of mosquitoes have popped in to say hello.
    I think they reside in the water tray for my strawberry pots. #