• Thought I had a new iPod app then. Turned out to be a bit of cornflake stuck to the screen. #
  • BA posted pre-tax loss of £531 million. Yet it's employees still dance in the street because they can go on strike. They'll soon be jobless. #
  • There's a DIY guide to making your own artificial life in the paper.
    I might make me a woman if I can find the egg whisk. #
  • It's all very well creating artificial life but does it know the offside rule? #
  • Hold the front page. I've discovered artificial life in a yoghourt pot at the back of the fridge.
    I've named it Secil.
    Synthia meet Secil. #
  • Quick poke of the 256m dimms in the PC and I've the full 512mb back instead of 256m. I knew I had 512mb in it. Maybe the spiders loosened it #
  • Deputation of spiders and other insects at the door complaining about me evicting them from the old PC. #
  • Spoke to soon. One of the dimms disappeared so back to 256mb. Maybe I'll try pulling it out and refitting it. #
  • Nobody put the cocoa in the trolly. I wonder if a spoon of nutella would work? #