• My printers lazy. It ran out of paper even though there was a fresh pack on a nearby shelf.
    I had to fill it up myself. #
  • This Colombian coffee needs some getting use to.
    My mouth feels like I've been sucking a handful of copper coins.
    What have they put in it? #
  • I've just eaten a chocolate hob-nob.
    Wicked I know but it's nearly Christmas. #